Okay, it's not curling, but this sport definitely fits into the WTF category of the winter Olympics in my book.
Most Olympic winter games are things that the atheletes already do for fun, such as skiing, snowboarding, ice skating/ speed skating, and [cringe] curling, but what what people are skiing and shooting for leisure?
My mind first goes to some sort of alpine snipers, akin to "bikini stranglers" who go to ski lodges and kill tourists for fun. They wake up in the morning, pick up their weapon of choice for the day and hit the slopes. While they're skiing down the mountains, they pick out a group of girls in fuzzy pink ski wear that are there to get away from the boys for the weekend, and just relax with some skiing. Well, our biathlon gold medalist doesn't like this. So he decided to follow them down the mountain until he picks the first one to kill. She's dead, and the other girls freak out, first stopping to see that she's dead, and they decode to go for help. as they ski down the mountain further, the sniper picks off another one, and this fashion continues until they're all dead and our killer is on his way to the Olympics.
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